Best quotes from movies

Post your best quote from any movie or TV show. I'll start out with some funny ones:

Zoolander: "What is this? A center for ants?"

The Office: "That's what she said"

princess bride - "inconcievable!"

spider man: with great power comes great responsibility

Epic Movie- Revenge is a b*tch, B*TCH!

George Lopez- Seeing my mother naked just getting out of the shower, IT WAS LIKE GORILLAS IN THE MIST!

Forest gump- Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Greatest movie ever!!!

Friday Night Lights (TV version) - "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose"

RENO 911- "Hey a$$ h0l3$ there are more a$$ h0l3$ here for your suckfest"

Alex:
Dude, your bed is a car...


Jeff:
Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
_
DDR Machine:
[Jeff has just won a DDR Challenge] A NEW HIGH SCORE!


Jeff:
[to Bobby, the defeated co-worker] What does "high score" mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?

Grandma's boy was funny

Dude Where's My Car (epic scene): dude what's mine say?
sweet, what's mine say?
dude, what's mine say?
sweet, what's mine say?
dude, what's mine say?

"The path of the Ritchous man is beset on all sides by the eniqueties and tyranny of evil men,blessed is he who in the lords name,shepards the weak from the valley of darkness,for he is truely his brothers keeper,and the finder of lost souls,AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN WITH GREAT VENGENCE AND FURIOUS ANGER ON THOSE WHO TRY TO POSIN MY BROTHERS,AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGENCE UPON YOU,"

PULP FICTION

"It seems his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped"
Edward Scissorhands

"i have got to get me one of those"

independance day

and the best for last

"What would Bryan Botonno Do"

South Park

Jedi Klown Dsg wrote:

"What would Bryan Botonno Do"

South Park

What would Neil Patrick Harris do?

- Harold and Kumar

aliens - a$$hole and elbows

Tommy Boy- "Holy Schniekes!!!!"

Tommy Boy- "Lets say you're driving down the road. you see a truck tire in the road. *car screeching noises*. wow that was close. now lets see what happens when you use the other guy's brand. you're driving along, and you drinving along and the kids in the back are screaming ' Daddy i need to go the bathroom!' and he screams ' Not now dammit!'. all of the sudden he sees the truck tire in the road. *car screeching noises* ' I can't stop!!!!' *crashing noises* now there rolling down the cliff, and screaming ' OMG, we're burning alive!!!' here comes the meat wagon *wee woo wee woo*. the doctor gets out and says, ' OMG!' and the new guy is in the corner puking his guts out "yuuuuuuh yuuuuuh'. all because you wanna save a couple of pennies."

The Sixth Sense- I see dead people.

Rush Hour 2...... ( After the main Bad Guy falls out the window and falls into the car and dies)...... Chris Tucker "Damn ........He aint gon' be in Rush Hour 3!!!!"

Jedi Klown Dsg wrote:

"The path of the Ritchous man is beset on all sides by the eniqueties and tyranny of evil men,blessed is he who in the lords name,shepards the weak from the valley of darkness,for he is truely his brothers keeper,and the finder of lost souls,AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN WITH GREAT VENGENCE AND FURIOUS ANGER ON THOSE WHO TRY TO POSIN MY BROTHERS,AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGENCE UPON YOU,"

PULP FICTION

Awwww you took mine....

What we Do in Life Echoes in Eternity- Gladiator

or

Heroes get remembered, but LEGENDS never die...Follow your heart kid and youll never go wrong- Sandlot

american pie-stifflers cut class to grab ass not fake sick to pull dick

"Shop smart. Shop S Mart! *BOOM*" or "Its good to be the King" Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

"FE FI FO FUM What Beanstalk you fall from?" Major Payne

this is SPARTA!!!!! - 300

Reese from the Terminator: "Come with me if you wanna live" Classic!

i'll crush you like a worm - braveheart

also at the first battle were all the scotish (yeh) moon the english (boo)