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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
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rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
 | | Subject: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 5:16 pm | |
| Heard this on the radio while driving around
"There are a lot of great traditions left, like on Independence Day I like to find a nice Indian Casino and celebrate by trying to steal their sh*t again" | |
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Grand Moff Hosi DSG
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 653
Age : 36
Location : Homewood
Humor : HA HA! cookies on dowels
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rank : Ex.Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-16
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| my favorate is 'On the website *love me* there are over 80,000 regesterd sex offenders'
i froget what radio station it was on | |
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RAGE DSG
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Number of posts : 773
Age : 32
Humor : The Man, The Myth, The Legend
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rank : 4 Star Death Star
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 6:11 pm | |
| I died once form getting hit by a car and this big guy walking near me went "fuzzy va***as" in slow motion as i died | |
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Grand Moff Hosi DSG
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Number of posts : 653
Age : 36
Location : Homewood
Humor : HA HA! cookies on dowels
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Registration date : 2008-04-16
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| One time i died in the stipclub and as i was dying the music went "My mind is, telling me noo, but my body's telling me yes" | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
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rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 10:14 pm | |
| nice court, lol.
Hosi we all know about that famous death quote lol | |
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i aM NAM DSG
I Like To Post
Number of posts : 114
Age : 35
Location : New Orleans,La
Humor : my life! and all its drama
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 10:56 pm | |
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i aM NAM DSG
I Like To Post
Number of posts : 114
Age : 35
Location : New Orleans,La
Humor : my life! and all its drama
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Tue May 06, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| I f**** love GTA IV!!!! STILL A HUGE VICE CITY FAN THOUGH!! TOMMY VERCETTI BOY! | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Wed May 07, 2008 2:47 am | |
| Nam...did you hear that in GTA IV? This section is for quotes homeboy. | |
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FreshKickz Dsg
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 552
Age : 39
Location : Boston & Miami
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Thu May 08, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| "hurry up! i have hot s*x waiting for me on the plane"
when i was holding up traffic
and this is a great topic imo | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Thu May 08, 2008 10:29 pm | |
| "Maybe one day Roman will wake up and see that you are nothing more than a free loader" - when taking Romans Taxi
I love how his drivers complain about driving you around for free. | |
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x POETiC x DSG
A DSG Creator
Number of posts : 317
Age : 35
Location : Memphis, TN
Humor : funny as a mutha...
rank : World Famous Ballaholic/Co Creator
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 11:07 am | |
| LMFAO @ Courtkid & Hosi!!!!!
Jimmy Pegerino talkin to one of the guys in the car "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS), PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!!!"
Got drunk with Packie one time and he sang the entire "Oh Danny Boy...the pipes, the pipes are calling" song on my way taking him home | |
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Talic DSG
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 740
Age : 36
Location : Milledgville, GA
Humor : owning kids who say they poop on noobs
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rank : 5 star GEN DS
Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 11:40 am | |
| "A Wizard took me to his tralier and performed a spell on his pants that made it grow!"
lol | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
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rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 12:48 pm | |
| Talic has to come in here and make our quotes seem crappy.  That one is funny tho, real funny | |
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Talic DSG
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Number of posts : 740
Age : 36
Location : Milledgville, GA
Humor : owning kids who say they poop on noobs
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Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 1:04 pm | |
| "I wanted to make my big beautiful boobs look great forever so i got mummified!" | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 1:56 pm | |
| "Shut up, I'm suprised you can even talk since your lips are always puckered up kissing my a$$." - Riding with Jimmy | |
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RAGE DSG
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 773
Age : 32
Humor : The Man, The Myth, The Legend
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rank : 4 Star Death Star
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| A cop was chasing me and he said "I'm gunna hit you so hard you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!" and I just thought to myself... that's what she said. It doesn't really make sense but the first time it made me smile. edit: - Mater DSG wrote:
- "Maybe one day Roman will wake up and see that you are nothing more than a free loader" - when taking Romans Taxi
I love how his drivers complain about driving you around for free. One told me "Wow, you don't pay and you made my car smell like sh*t" | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| "I raised that kid like my own, I beat him like he was my own son" | |
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MsLusty DSG
Admin
Number of posts : 755
Age : 47
Location : Canada
Humor : stalkers are creepy!
360 gamer card : 
rank : A DSG Creator! here for the people!
Registration date : 2008-04-10
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 09, 2008 9:18 pm | |
| homeless man comes up and says "i'll suck your d*ck for a dollar" lmao! | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Sat May 10, 2008 7:48 am | |
| "You Mother Fu*kers, I'll rip your co*ks off" - When Gracie is in the trunk.
Brucie- "I got the a$$ of a 17 year old, and the forehead of a toddler" | |
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Mater ade Juice
Lives Here
Number of posts : 1284
Age : 36
Location : UrMoms, VaG
Humor : The existence I laughingly refer to as my life
360 gamer card :
rank : exDSG Administrator
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Sun May 11, 2008 4:19 pm | |
| Playing against Packie at Darts:
Packie says,"I love darts man, I got skills" *As soon as he said that I got the winning dart* Packie says,"I F*ing hate darts man" LOLZ
Last edited by Ray Mayer DSG on Sun May 11, 2008 5:53 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : swearing, language.) | |
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STACKZ DSG
New Member
Number of posts : 76
Age : 33
Location : Elmont NY aka Hellmont
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Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Sun May 11, 2008 4:49 pm | |
| "cheesey Vagina" -Hobo running | |
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FreshKickz Dsg
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 552
Age : 39
Location : Boston & Miami
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Mon May 12, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| "aliens want my sperm!" -hobo | |
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FreshKickz Dsg
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 552
Age : 39
Location : Boston & Miami
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Wed May 14, 2008 3:42 pm | |
| i dont like punk bitches eye-balling me - pedestrian | |
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I iZ Mercy DSG
I Like To Post
Number of posts : 185
Age : 30
Location : Garfield New jersey
Registration date : 2008-05-13
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 16, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| ROFL just brucies whole thing with the bull shark testosterone makes me crack up | |
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Talic DSG
Post Junkie!
Number of posts : 740
Age : 36
Location : Milledgville, GA
Humor : owning kids who say they poop on noobs
360 gamer card :
rank : 5 star GEN DS
Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: Post funny quotes from GTA Fri May 16, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| Kat William talking about pharmaceuticals lol
"Pharmaceuticals? I love pharmaceutical companies. I wish I was a pharmaceutical company." | |
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