Things people say in the Postgame Lobby

I couldn't really think of a better place to put this but just post some crap that people have said in the postgame lobby. These can be things that you say or things that people have said to you.

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Good game, but we would beat you in real life

You know what the best part of that game was? When you thought you were going to win.

You're 30 years old, fat, and play Halo all day

You're G**

Hurry! Back out before they comment on how bad we were.

You're some Sandbagging Mother F*ckers (WTF?)

go suck a chode

wow lick a hosi

jesus look at that lil hosi

Sorry I couldnt hear you, ur mom was sitting on my face

get some skillz nub

garbage kids order off the BK dollar menu

nubcakes lurn to play

Haha, love the chodes.... jokes that is....

Now I'll turn on my TV and we'll play again

Mom, give me back the controller

Ok, I'm back, what'd I miss?

I Didnt play half the game.

you suck

get some skills

get a life

(you lose by 30)YOU GUYS SUCK MY D*CK!
(you win by 30)YOU GUYS SUCK MY D*CK!
TESTICLES!
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!

people always tell me

KroniK your so amazing god i wish i was as cool as you

(no lie they really do)
(ok i lied they really say)

ha look at that garbage 50 he only got 36 kills
you guys only won cuz KroniK carried you
omg i just beat a 50
hey you suck
hey KroniK your the worst 50 ever
(my favorite)
did your 50 come with a reciept?

Haha, love the "did your 50 come with a receit" and you win by 30 lose by 30.

If I'm playing with other DSG members who are normal skilled (like 30, not amazing, not bad) and we lose they always go "HAHA! DSG some clan! What's that stand for? D*** sucking g***?" (in the forum friendly version: "Man's area sucking rainbow lovers")

Quote :

"Man's area sucking rainbow lovers")

i pi$$ed my self laughing at this LOL



~things peaople say

(before i changed my tag to LOONY DSG i was LATIN LOONY so people said)

oh my god are you LATIN

~other things people say

you suck

you only won cos i wasn't playing

you only won cos LOONY DSG carried you (i'm lying)

we only lost cos of LOONY DSG he sucks (this is true LOL)

haha lol,


OMG Talic, how much did you cheat to get that tag?

Play me 1v1 ( when in actuality, we were 1v1 the whole game)

My friend woul totally rape you( i think people who say this are absolute LOSERS)

I'm-a-pro? Ha! Your not much of a pro! (people can't read...)
OMG! Pyro you suck my dick! (my best friend Jared)
So? Who's up for some Call of Duty bitches?!

~Pre-game lobby~

Ha! They have a 3rd Lt on their team. This will be easy.

~Post game~

OH PLEASE IMAPYRO DSG OH MIGHTY GOD OF HALO HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL! (Reality...)

when they talk crap and get beat

"........" lol

ok i am not lieing on this one the other team today in post game lobby after shotty snipers on valhalla told me and my buddy contrast that our team only won because me and contrast were driving the mongoose and killing them with drivebys the entire game what kind of pathetic excuse is that???


p.s. i had 7 splatters all mongoose

in a halo 3 post game lobby

whos up for some COD 4

i'd beat you at call of duty



this next bit is true it happened ot me

i kept throwing a grenade becuase i thought the left trigger was the scope LOL