Jedi Mind Tricks

[verse1]

Performin Jedi mind tricks on ya like my name is Yoda,
I am pop pop poppin like a freshly opened can of soda.
Usin' the force to excert my voice,
the green lightsaber is my weapon of choice,
fight pilot shot down the deathstar,
so now we all (we all) can rejoice.
And I walk across the sky like my name is luke,
dancin' with Princess Leia cuz she know how to juke.
Pure talent with the lyrics the flow is no fluke,
and naw im not darth but ya boi still the duke.
And hey hey im the boss,
like Vader on the scene im creepin off.
A phenom clean, fitted jeans,
and a black mask on so I fit the part.
Deadly like the sith and Obi smart.
Cunning like Boba and phat like Jabba,
Clone wars, they gonna mob ya.
see ya later im gonna call ya,
drivin the racer then im all up on ya.
a few months later you my baby momma.
Hop real quick into the imperial walka,
got you scared thinkin im gonna bomb ya.

[chorus]
Im performin' these Jed Jedi Mind tricks [x3]
a lil bit of this, and a lil bit of that,
a lil bit of hip, and a lil bit of rap

[verse2]
Up in the club with Han Solo,
Party with the ewoks on no no,
messin with the shewoks cuz they get so low.
Bounty Hunter been chasin me for that dough.
Every single night in my old home,
take that light saber straight to the dome,
pull out the lasergun and polish that chrome.
And as you know I am the choosen one,
abandoned by my father when I was young.
even though I was his only son,
and thats why I still carry my gun.
cuz ima take his place,
in the human race.
Become the greatest Jedi with no debate,
and all the sith lords they gonna hate.
Cuz ima rule with an iron fist
and make no mistakes.

[chorus]
Im performin' these Jed Jedi Mind tricks [x3]
a lil bit of this, and a lil bit of that,
a lil bit of hip, and a lil bit of rap


- J-A-Y-R-M End

coo

Shut up J! Your ryhmes aint worth da bit, so what up wit dat punk!

Que?
Speak english Matt.

Roks cant speak english and he thinks that a quarterback is a refund. ooooh burn

Hey hey..leave King Nub Cake alone

Jayrmes rymes are realy starting to kreep me out no kiding

lmao @ "Burn"
i miss that 70s show

lol this is a song by apathy.